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By Kent Williams, Political Correspondent January 30, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — A shocking aviation disaster struck the nation’s capital last night when a small toy helicopter, reportedly gifted to Vice President J.D. Vance by President Donald Trump, veered off course and collided with a passenger jet, causing it to crash into the Potomac River. Sources close to the vice president say Vance was “horrified” as the remote-controlled aircraft, which he had been demonstrating as a “humorous gift” from Trump, unexpectedly flew into the path of a departing commercial flight. The impact with the jet’s engine sent it plummeting into the icy waters below. Emergency responders rushed to the scene late into the night, with initial reports indicating multiple casualties. Eyewitnesses described a surreal sequence of events as Vance, surrounded by White House aides, attempted to navigate the toy moments before the catastrophe. Officials have not yet confirmed how the toy’s presence near active flight ...

By Kelly Robbins, Cultural Correspondent January 29, 2025 A controversial new  Garfield  comic strip published this week has ignited a firestorm of backlash, with critics calling it “disturbing,” “irresponsible,” and “a national disgrace.” The four-panel strip, which ran in newspapers across the country, depicts the lasagna-loving feline performing an impromptu lobotomy on beloved animated character Shrek. The scene, played for dark comedy, has provoked outrage from mental health professionals, politicians, and the general public. Trump: ‘This Is a New Low’ President Donald Trump weighed in on the controversy, denouncing the strip in a lengthy post on Truth Social. “This is what happens when you let the radical left destroy culture—total disrespect for our beloved characters! First, they went after Dr. Seuss, and now they’re mutilating Shrek. Very sad! Jim Davis should be ashamed, and the FAKE NEWS is treating this like it’s okay! DISGRACEFUL!!!” Trump’s reaction has been echo...

By Frederick Prentiss, Entertainment Correspondent January 28, 2025      Martha Stewart, the undisputed queen of domestic arts, took her culinary creativity to an entirely new dimension yesterday—quite literally—by collaborating with none other than the spectral presence of former President Ronald Reagan. The unlikely duo teamed up for a YouTube video where they whipped up patriotic parfaits in Martha’s idyllic country kitchen. However, what began as a quirky exploration of desserts and diplomacy quickly turned into a scene straight out of a disaster movie when a nearby volcano erupted mid-filming.      The video, titled  “Presidential Parfaits with Martha & Ronnie” , was intended to showcase a simple recipe for red, white, and blue parfaits layered with strawberries, whipped cream, and blueberries. Reagan’s ghost—manifested as a semi-transparent, slightly glowing figure wearing his iconic navy suit—seemed to embrace the challenge with the same cha...

By Kelly Robbins, Culture Correspondent January 25th, 2025 In what can only be described as an unexpected twist in the life of one of the world’s most influential figures, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur, has officially entered his goth phase. Known for his ventures that span from revolutionizing electric cars with Tesla to launching rockets into space with SpaceX, Musk’s latest transformation has sent shockwaves through the world of tech, fashion, and pop culture. The news has sparked countless discussions online, with fans and critics alike questioning this new direction in the mogul’s public persona. Gone are the days when Musk’s appearance was primarily defined by his casual t-shirts and sleek suits. In recent weeks, sightings of the SpaceX CEO have shown him sporting dark makeup, black clothing, and even piercings. His new aesthetic has been compared to the brooding, melancholic vibe of gothic subculture, a stark contrast to his previous image as the futuristic innovator a...

By Kent Williams, Political Correspondent January 24, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what insiders are calling an “unprecedented moment in White House history,” President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance reportedly engaged in a full-fledged macaroni and cheese fight inside the Oval Office earlier today. According to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation, the incident began as a lighthearted discussion over lunch but quickly escalated when the two leaders disagreed over the proper way to prepare the classic American dish. Witnesses claim that President Trump, a staunch advocate for “extra cheesy” mac and cheese, grew frustrated when Vice President Vance suggested a more traditional, less creamy approach. “It’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in government,” said a senior White House aide who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “One moment they were discussing policy, the next there was elbow pasta flying across the Resolute Desk.” Sources say the presiden...

By Marlena Begley – January 21, 2025 LONDON – Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood were left in shock yesterday after an unusual break-in resulted in a man covering himself and a household cat in scrambled eggs while proclaiming himself to be King Charles III. The incident took place in the early hours of the morning in the borough of Islington, where police were called to a local residence following reports of “strange noises and an overwhelming smell of eggs.” Upon arrival, officers found a middle-aged man, clad in an oversized bathrobe and a plastic crown, standing in the kitchen alongside the homeowner’s bewildered cat, both drenched in scrambled eggs. The homeowner, 54-year-old Margaret Thompson, described the scene as “absolutely surreal.” “I walked in and there he was, standing over my stove, eggs everywhere,” Thompson recounted. “He looked me straight in the eye and said, ‘Fear not, my loyal subject, breakfast is served.’ I thought I was dreaming.” According to police rep...

By Kent Williams, Political Correspondent -    January 21, 2025      On his first full day in office, President Donald Trump issued a controversial executive pardon to the group of Pikmin recently accused of crimes against humanity. The move, which Trump had promised during his campaign and transition, has polarized both national and global opinion, drawing sharp criticism from political leaders and human rights advocates, while earning praise from his loyal base and members of his administration. A Presidential First      The Pikmin, the first non-human entities to be indicted by the International Criminal Court (ICC), were accused of mass abductions, ecological destruction, and forced conscription. Trump’s pardon effectively nullifies any possibility of prosecution or punishment, as the ICC had been in talks with the U.S. to coordinate extradition.      In a press conference at the White House, newly appointed White House Press Se...

By Kent Williams, Political Correspondent January 19, 2025 In an unprecedented move, giant gold signs emblazoned with the word “TRUMP” have been installed atop the White House and the U.S. Capitol building as former President Donald Trump prepares to be sworn in for his second term of office. The extravagant display, which spans across both iconic structures, is seen as a symbolic gesture signaling the return of the 45th President to the White House. The signs, which have sparked a flurry of reactions across the country, were placed earlier this morning with a fanfare of security and media attention. At nearly 30 feet in height, each letter gleams in the sunlight, making an unmistakable statement about the upcoming inauguration and Trump’s ongoing influence on American politics. The installation comes just days before Trump is set to take the oath of office once again, after securing a stunning victory in the 2024 presidential election. The signs, crafted from reflective gold materials...

By Xi Hong, International Correspondent January 19, 2025 PYONGYANG—In a shocking turn of events, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was reportedly seen personally taking to the streets of Pyongyang wielding a baseball bat in an attempt to suppress growing dissent among the city’s residents. Eyewitnesses claim the Supreme Leader, dressed in his signature black coat and surrounded by a panicked security detail, chased down groups of children and teenagers who had taken to the streets in search of food following yesterday’s mysterious aerial food drop. According to multiple sources inside the capital, Kim appeared visibly enraged as he stormed through the city’s neighborhoods, shouting slogans about loyalty and discipline while swinging the bat at those who dared to scavenge for remaining supplies. Several citizens reportedly fled in terror as the leader confronted crowds near Kim Il Sung Square, where small protests and gatherings had begun to form in defiance of the regime’s tight control....

By Marmaduke Windsor, International Correspondent January 19, 2025 In a scene no one quite expected, former UK Prime Ministers Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss were spotted sunbathing side by side on a luxury beach in Barbados, igniting speculation that the two might now be more than just former colleagues. Witnesses report that both appeared “remarkably relaxed,” though perhaps not entirely prepared for the Caribbean sun—both were seen sporting visibly red sunburns by the afternoon. The pair, who led the Conservative Party in succession during a turbulent period in British politics, were photographed lounging under the sun, sharing drinks, and engaging in what onlookers described as “intensely animated” conversation. While neither has commented publicly on the nature of their relationship, social media has been abuzz with theories, with the hashtag #SunakAndTruss trending across the UK. “They looked very comfortable together,” said one holidaymaker, who wished to remain anonymous. “Liz was l...