BREAKING NEWS: J.D. Vance Horrified as Toy Helicopter Gift from Trump Causes Deadly Potomac Jet Crash

By Kent Williams, Political Correspondent

January 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A shocking aviation disaster struck the nation’s capital last night when a small toy helicopter, reportedly gifted to Vice President J.D. Vance by President Donald Trump, veered off course and collided with a passenger jet, causing it to crash into the Potomac River.

Sources close to the vice president say Vance was “horrified” as the remote-controlled aircraft, which he had been demonstrating as a “humorous gift” from Trump, unexpectedly flew into the path of a departing commercial flight. The impact with the jet’s engine sent it plummeting into the icy waters below. Emergency responders rushed to the scene late into the night, with initial reports indicating multiple casualties.

Eyewitnesses described a surreal sequence of events as Vance, surrounded by White House aides, attempted to navigate the toy moments before the catastrophe. Officials have not yet confirmed how the toy’s presence near active flight paths went unnoticed, nor how it was able to cause such devastation.

The White House has yet to release an official statement, but a source close to the administration described Vance as being in a state of disbelief, repeatedly muttering, “I didn’t think it could actually do that.” Trump, reached for comment, called the accident “very unfortunate” but insisted the toy was “a beautiful little chopper, the best, just tremendous.”

FAA and NTSB officials have launched an urgent investigation into the circumstances surrounding the incident. More details to follow.

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