Lana Del Rey Denies Lobster Claims, Accuses Taylor Swift of Being the Real Crustacean

By Frederick Prentiss

Entertainment Correspondent


DECEMBER 10, 2024 — HOLLYWOOD, CA


The bizarre saga of Lana Del Rey and the lobster allegations took another unexpected twist during an exclusive interview yesterday, as the singer vehemently denied that she is a lobster—and pointed the claw, so to speak, at Taylor Swift instead.


“I’m not a lobster. I’ve never been a lobster. This whole thing is ridiculous,” Lana declared, visibly frustrated. “But if you want to talk about lobsters, maybe you should be asking Taylor Swift some questions. She’s been projecting, if you ask me.”


The shocking accusation comes just days after Taylor Swift publicly confirmed that Lana Del Rey’s lobster claws were real, igniting a media firestorm and wild speculation about the pop star’s true identity.


Lana Lashes Out


During the interview, Lana dismissed the viral photograph of her with lobster claws as “heavily edited” and accused Swift of orchestrating the entire scandal.


“Taylor is always playing games,” Lana claimed. “This is just another one of her little ploys to stay in the spotlight. I don’t know what her endgame is, but it’s not going to work.”


When pressed for details about Swift’s alleged lobster traits, Lana grew defensive, saying only, “Let’s just say I’ve seen things.”


An Interview Cut Short


The tension escalated when this reporter, in a slip of the tongue, accidentally referred to the singer as “Lobster Del Rey.” Lana’s eyes widened, and she immediately stood up, ripping off her microphone.


“This interview is over,” she snapped before storming out of the room.


Attempts to reach Lana’s representatives for comment on the incident were unsuccessful, but insiders report that she is furious over the ongoing lobster narrative and is considering legal action against those perpetuating the rumors.


Taylor Swift Responds


In a brief response on Instagram, Taylor Swift seemed unbothered by Lana’s accusations, posting a photo of a lobster dinner captioned, “Not me, but thanks for the PR boost!” The cryptic post has only fueled further speculation among fans.


What’s Next for Lana?


The unfolding drama has captivated fans and critics alike, leaving many to wonder whether the lobster allegations will overshadow Lana’s music career. Some fans are rallying behind her, insisting the rumors are baseless, while others are demanding more transparency.


For now, the question remains: who is the real lobster—if there’s one at all? One thing is clear: this feud has added a whole new layer of intrigue to the pop culture landscape.

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