EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: The Worm That Lived in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Head Finally Speaks Out
December 28, 2024 — NEW YORK, NY
In a world where political figures often become larger-than-life characters, it’s not every day that the true story behind one of their most unusual companions comes to light. Enter William Orville Richard Munson, a humble earthworm that spent nearly two decades living inside Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s head. Since being removed in 2010, the worm has largely remained a mystery, until now. In an exclusive interview with political correspondent Kent Williams, Munson opens up about his time with the famous environmental activist, his influence on Kennedy’s political career, and his life after finally being extracted from the politician’s sinus cavity.
The Early Days: A Worm’s Journey Into Kennedy’s Head
The strange tale of William Munson begins in 1991, when RFK Jr. experienced persistent health issues that no doctor could explain. During a routine MRI in 2010, doctors discovered a worm nestled in the sinus cavity of Kennedy’s head. The diagnosis stunned everyone, but the worm—later identified as William Orville Richard Munson—was allowed to stay. Kennedy’s doctors determined that the worm was harmless, and given his low-impact presence, it became a curious but unintrusive part of the Kennedy family’s life for nearly two decades.
“When I first entered Mr. Kennedy’s head, I didn’t really know what to expect,” Munson recalls, in an unexpectedly deep, gravelly voice that makes it difficult to imagine he’s a small, squirming earthworm. “But I quickly learned that his brain was a fascinating place. A lot of movement, a lot of energy. And I knew I could have a significant impact from the inside.”
A Worm’s Quiet Influence on a Political Icon
Though Kennedy rarely mentioned the worm publicly, Munson insists that he played a quietly pivotal role in some of the most important moments of his political career.
“People might think I was just hanging around, minding my business, but I was an active participant,” Munson asserts. “I mean, it wasn’t like I was running his campaign or anything, but there were moments when my presence guided his thinking. Ever heard of gut feelings? I had brain feelings.”
Munson claims to have helped Kennedy focus during critical speeches, particularly when discussing environmental issues. “I’d be right in there, whispering to him through his thoughts. ‘Talk about the water, Bobby. Talk about the soil,’ I’d say. Sometimes, that’s all it takes to steer someone right.”
Life Inside the Head of a Political Figure
When asked about the experience of living inside a human’s skull for nearly two decades, Munson doesn’t mince words.
“It wasn’t a five-star experience,” he admits with a laugh. “But it wasn’t terrible either. I didn’t have much space, but the acoustics were amazing. The thoughts I heard—wow. So many ideas. So much passion. It was kind of like living inside a brain storm. I wasn’t just hanging out; I was experiencing all the emotions, all the thoughts. It was a ride.”
However, it wasn’t always comfortable. “It’s a bit cramped, and the diet was less than ideal,” Munson continues. “I had to make do with bits of brain matter and whatever else I could scrounge up. But you learn to appreciate the finer things, like when he had a quiet moment of reflection. That’s when the magic happened.”
The 2010 Removal: A Major Change
In 2010, after nearly two decades of cohabitation, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sought medical help for persistent headaches. A routine MRI revealed the worm’s presence, and following a brief period of medical observation, doctors decided to remove Munson.
“I remember the day they took me out of there,” Munson says. “It was like being born again. There was this bright light, and the world just seemed so much bigger than what I had experienced for all those years.”
Despite the strange circumstances of his life, Munson says he holds no ill will toward Kennedy. “We had a unique connection, you know? I’m not saying I was responsible for his success, but I like to think I played a role. He was a good guy. A little loud at times, but a good guy.”
Life After the Head: The Worm’s Newfound Fame
Following his removal from Kennedy’s head, Munson’s life has taken an unexpected turn. After spending time in a small terrarium, he became an internet sensation, with people fascinated by his improbable story. He’s even been offered sponsorships for a line of “lucky worm” accessories.
“I’m just enjoying my retirement now,” Munson says. “I’ve got a few hobbies—mud baths, reading about the latest political trends, and reflecting on the good old days inside that man’s brain.”
Reflections on the Past and Politics
While many might assume that the worm would have developed strong political opinions, Munson remains refreshingly nonpartisan.
“I don’t really do politics,” he says, “but I think people need to spend more time thinking about their relationship with the earth. The environment, man. It’s all about that.”
When asked whether he had any thoughts on Kennedy’s current political campaign, Munson remains cryptic. “He’s doing his thing. I’ll always be rooting for him. But now it’s my turn to shine.”
A Legacy Like No Other
As the worm who lived in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s head, William Orville Richard Munson will forever be a footnote in American political history. Yet, despite his humble origins, he’s become a symbol of resilience and adaptability.
“Maybe I was just a worm in his head,” Munson concludes, “but I like to think I was a little more than that. I was there, making sure things went right.”
For now, Munson remains content in his terrarium, his time inside one of the most iconic political figures’ minds now a memory. But for those who followed his story, his legacy is far from over.
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